The unathletic camper’s baseball glossary

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17 September, 2017 13:39 PM

The unathletic camper’s baseball glossary

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Baseball bat: a wooden or metal bar that can easily fly out of someone’s hands.

Foul ball: a moment when you think, Holy @#$%, I got a hit!

Babe Ruth: someone who people tell you was also overweight.

Right field: a quiet place where you can sit for long stretches and play with dandelions. Until suddenly you hear a clang and some shouting and immediately understand life is about to get much harder.

Fly ball: when the sun drops a boulder on your head.

Shortstop: a position that involves mostly ground balls and that you think maybe you can play.

Line drive: the reason you can’t play shortstop.

Innings: the amount of time left before afternoon snack, divided by nine.

Source: rd.com