They should build the wall with Hillary's emails because nobody can get over them.
What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan? Osama bin Latte
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.
America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.
Why do we laugh at female presidential candidates? Because they're Hillary-ous!