A man was sent to hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate encounter with a beautiful young woman.
"What a rip-off, " the man muttered. "I have to push large blunders up a hill for the rest of eternity and the lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman. "
Jabbing the man with his pitchfork, the escorting demon snarled," Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"