Definition of a committee
A group of men who individually can do nothing, but as a group decided nothing can be done.
5 rules to being successful committee member
1. Never arrive on time.
2. Don't say anything until the meeting is half over.
3. Be as vague as possible.
4. When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.
5. Be the first to move for adjournment, this will make you popular--it's what everyone was waiting for.